“Your Warranty is About to Expire!, Press 8 to extend your car’s warranty, or Press 9”, [if you would rather we fall off the face of the Earth]. I keep coming up with creative ways to get off these guy’s lists. Trust me on the fact that ignoring, or not answering their calls does not […]

I was heading back to the house down a side street when I saw this vehicle parked in a no parking zone with a huge “Student Driver” banner… I don’t know, but something tells me this would-be driver is not quite yet ready to take a driving test? Just a hunch that’s all… Error happened.

Why you ask? Please let me explain. If you hold investment or retirement accounts you may not know or have ever heard of this prediction but if you wanted the Los Angeles Rams to come from behind and win the Superbowl last night you were helping your investment accounts . Because the statistics indicate that

I would consider going back to work if they would just make me a “Guru”. I mean it’s a short title and would easily fit on a business card. Then of course corporations always mess things up. For example, to approve this request they would also have to allow titles like “Guru-in-Training”, “Associate Guru”, then

All “Brantology” Classes scheduled for tomorrow have been cancelled. 🙂 Weather permitting, I hope to resume Brantology Classes (and other Shenanigans) as soon as I can thaw out? In the meantime may I suggest you deep dive into my archives on here? 🙂 Error happened.

Have you ever noticed? We have white ice and even black ice on the roads, but why do Blizzards only come in one color, White? This whole thing sounds racist to me. Don’t Democrats think its about time we had yellow snow and green snow and blue snow and red snow and black snow and

How much time have you spent the past couple days thinking about Squid? Probably none right? Okay, how about Calamari? See, that’s the thing I always liked about Italians, they have these ways of making anything sound good enough to eat – anything! The French are talented at this aspect also. If you’re in a

I’ve not seen an NFL team more impressive all year in the National Football League than this team – just saying, from the Buffalo Bills to Buffalo Wild Wings to Buffalo Sausage, all things “Buffalo” just seem to want to be heard? Or “herd”… Sorry! 🙂 Error happened.

I don’t need Terry Bradshaw’s money! What I need and I fear the entire country needs right now is for Terry to shut the fuk up? Especially about winning “his money”. Who cares? Seriously, what NFL promotion is idiot enough to come up with this? If $100,000 will change your life? You’re a “very special”

No one, not one golfer ever mentioned having to watch out for alligators while hitting golf balls in Florida. It’s amazing to me and sometimes funny what people get used to living with. We even adapt to stuff like alligators, as golfers will play golf despite the elements! 😊 However, my suggestion for anyone out

You noticing anything different [also] these days? Those cold calls of the past, first they morphed into robo-calls, and now they’re just saying “screw it”, I’ll send out a “cold text” instead, I will probably obtain the same results anyway. Sales people must be getting really lazy these days. I remember back in the day

I Surrender! I hereby proclaim to all shopping carts across the entire nation in all stores with carts, I Surrender! You Win! Now can I please have some peace? Shopping carts have my number, they have had my number for years and years. Any store I visit, even if there are 50 shopping carts to