I would consider going back to work if they would just make me a “Guru”. I mean it’s a short title and would easily fit on a business card. Then of course corporations always mess things up. For example, to approve this request they would also have to allow titles like “Guru-in-Training”, “Associate Guru”, then […]

All “Brantology” Classes scheduled for tomorrow have been cancelled. 🙂 Weather permitting, I hope to resume Brantology Classes (and other Shenanigans) as soon as I can thaw out? In the meantime may I suggest you deep dive into my archives on here? 🙂 Error happened.

Have you ever noticed? We have white ice and even black ice on the roads, but why do Blizzards only come in one color, White? This whole thing sounds racist to me. Don’t Democrats think its about time we had yellow snow and green snow and blue snow and red snow and black snow and

How much time have you spent the past couple days thinking about Squid? Probably none right? Okay, how about Calamari? See, that’s the thing I always liked about Italians, they have these ways of making anything sound good enough to eat – anything! The French are talented at this aspect also. If you’re in a

I’ve not seen an NFL team more impressive all year in the National Football League than this team – just saying, from the Buffalo Bills to Buffalo Wild Wings to Buffalo Sausage, all things “Buffalo” just seem to want to be heard? Or “herd”… Sorry! 🙂 Error happened.

I don’t need Terry Bradshaw’s money! What I need and I fear the entire country needs right now is for Terry to shut the fuk up? Especially about winning “his money”. Who cares? Seriously, what NFL promotion is idiot enough to come up with this? If $100,000 will change your life? You’re a “very special”

No one, not one golfer ever mentioned having to watch out for alligators while hitting golf balls in Florida. It’s amazing to me and sometimes funny what people get used to living with. We even adapt to stuff like alligators, as golfers will play golf despite the elements! 😊 However, my suggestion for anyone out

You noticing anything different [also] these days? Those cold calls of the past, first they morphed into robo-calls, and now they’re just saying “screw it”, I’ll send out a “cold text” instead, I will probably obtain the same results anyway. Sales people must be getting really lazy these days. I remember back in the day

I Surrender! I hereby proclaim to all shopping carts across the entire nation in all stores with carts, I Surrender! You Win! Now can I please have some peace? Shopping carts have my number, they have had my number for years and years. Any store I visit, even if there are 50 shopping carts to

Yes, he’s earned his very own section on my blog. (But that’s mostly because he lives on a golf course and I like to play, so I’m being especially nice to him these days). Regardless, I got to thinking – and that’s forever dangerous, but I’m thinking maybe there’s an Uncle J in everyone’s family?

Turns out that some people are never quite satisfied. So let me get this straight – the grass is always greener if you’re in another Galaxy? 😊 If I’m mocking NASA’s new Webb Telescope Project it’s all in jest. I have no issue myself with sending probes into outer space to travel further than the

I haven’t added one of these in awhile, I don’t have much material left (in my brain), and I’m thinking maybe that’s a good thing? But here’s some “homemade” advice that I have followed which can serve a single person (works both ways, for women too) pretty well going forward. Let’s say you’re dating a