For the record, Jeff Bezos did get it up this time, [sorry for the pun, not sorry]. This Blue Origin rocket, Jeff Bezos’ “Dildo Bus” launched with no one on board just to test something?

Marshmallow spread will never ask me… if I’m thinking about another spread?… or if I think it looks fat in that jar?

So now you’ve decided to be a Landlord? Why do you hate yourself so much? What was it in your upbringing that brought you to love torturing yourself to this extent?

Whoever did this just might have a pie cutter within their possession? I mean look at that carving job, looks like they intentionally carved out a clock set @ 8 o’clock p.m. just to get your attention?

Have you noticed this too? And now people have to spend $1,000 just to feel good [about themselves]. This $1,000 thing has really caught on out there.

Poor Elon Musk, dipped his wick into something completely void of talent, known as Twitter. Now the question remains will we see a shotgun wedding, or can Elon back out?

I’ve spent more than half my life being a “C+” in most things. Then I remembered how they named a popular software package after me, they called it “C++”!

Today’s NBA, an awful piece of cow manure dressed up as an “Entertainment”? This is by far the worst “entertainment” on the planet. Watching doodle bugs cross a sidewalk is more interesting than this! I’ve never seen more lazy souls walk up and down a basketball court until they reach the three-point line. And 3-point

I caught the Spring fever last year when I bought this plant from a street vender. He was Mexican and spoke in broken English when he told me “veree baluable pant”. He went on to say that it has some medicinal purposes? I’m just happy to see it made it through the Winter here. These

Turned the news on this morning to find there wasn’t anything positive going on, not anywhere!

Where’s that warning from the FDA that “retirement” is harmful to one’s health?