Cameras are everywhere now! It may surprise you to know that in general, I think it’s beneficial.
And did I mention Exact Change Required at time of purchase?
“And I just can’t wait to meet you!” 🙂 If you’re Single you may want to read this… ample evidence still exists today that ladies prefer Bad Boys over Nice Guys.
I really would like to find one special person but I keep stepping on my own feet by sending funny quips whenever I see a new single’s profile. It’s like I have this tendency to turn on the smartass?
What’s that Judge? “Turn around and walk out, you may return when you have pants on.”
The receiver of this trophy must display it prominently in their home which excludes closets or other hiding places. The trophy must be visible by visitors to your home.
The Greek Archimedes proclaimed “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line”. I have yet to meet anyone who has approached life exactly this way.
When you’re single you can buy someone a new vacuum cleaner and receive no chastising at all. Instead they’ll be so grateful that you even thought about them! 🙂
For the record, Jeff Bezos did get it up this time, [sorry for the pun, not sorry]. This Blue Origin rocket, Jeff Bezos’ “Dildo Bus” launched with no one on board just to test something?
Marshmallow spread will never ask me… if I’m thinking about another spread?… or if I think it looks fat in that jar?
So now you’ve decided to be a Landlord? Why do you hate yourself so much? What was it in your upbringing that brought you to love torturing yourself to this extent?
Whoever did this just might have a pie cutter within their possession? I mean look at that carving job, looks like they intentionally carved out a clock set @ 8 o’clock p.m. just to get your attention?
Cameras are everywhere now! It may surprise you to know that in general, I think it’s beneficial.
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And did I mention Exact Change Required at time of purchase?
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“And I just can’t wait to meet you!” 🙂 If you’re Single you may want to read this… ample evidence still exists today that ladies prefer Bad Boys over Nice Guys.
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I really would like to find one special person but I keep stepping on my own feet by sending funny quips whenever I see a new single’s profile. It’s like I have this tendency to turn on the smartass?
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What’s that Judge? “Turn around and walk out, you may return when you have pants on.”
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The receiver of this trophy must display it prominently in their home which excludes closets or other hiding places. The trophy must be visible by visitors to your home.
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The Greek Archimedes proclaimed “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line”. I have yet to meet anyone who has approached life exactly this way.
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For the record, Jeff Bezos did get it up this time, [sorry for the pun, not sorry]. This Blue Origin rocket, Jeff Bezos’ “Dildo Bus” launched with no one on board just to test something?
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Marshmallow spread will never ask me… if I’m thinking about another spread?… or if I think it looks fat in that jar?
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Whoever did this just might have a pie cutter within their possession? I mean look at that carving job, looks like they intentionally carved out a clock set @ 8 o’clock p.m. just to get your attention?
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