Yes, boys and girls, it is that time of year when our thoughts turn towards giving, Santa Claus, and, of course, forgiveness for those that have done bad things to us or to those we love.  I can think of no better folks that may need my forgiveness than leftists, liberals and our (supposedly) elected officials residing in the White House. So, can I find it my heart during these Holiday times to offer such forgiveness to this slimy slice of humanity?  Let me ponder about what these idiots (oops – need to be nice for Santa), I mean turds (dang – there I go again – let’s settle on “misguided ones”) have done over the last year.

On WORLD PEACE
Was there a worse way to exit from a military conflict than what Joe and Company did with Afghanistan?  Well, maybe if they let formerly bottled up terrorists take over the country in a matter of weeks, got thirteen of our best and bravest killed due to their sheer incompetence, obliterated innocent civilians trying to deliver water with a drone strike, freely gave up one of our more strategic military bases, left millions of dollars of equipment behind that can now be used against us, and, for the first time in our history, left Americans stranded behind enemy lines for 100+ days (and counting).   Good thing none of that happened.  Except it all did!!!!!!!
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On ENERGY
Ok, let’s cancel a strategic pipeline, kick the companies trying to increase domestic oil production off federal property (i.e. land taxpayers like you and me paid to acquire and maintain), pile regulation upon regulation onto our energy companies, beat the “frack” out of fracking, throw billions of taxpayer dollars at unproven and largely unworkable “renewable” energy concepts, and then get down on our knees (a VP specialty – but that is off subject) and beg OPEC to provide us more oil?  I think Joe misread the teleprompter.  He mistook independence for dependence.  But then, Depends seem to be his thing…
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On THE BORDER
What a total cluster(f*) …
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On THE ECONOMY
Let’s print trillions (yes trillions) – let’s pause here and consider the magnitude of that number.  That is more than the wrinkles on Pelosi’s face when the botox is wearing off,  more than the calories Nadler consumes at the Chuck E Cheese buffet on any given night, slightly more than the bucks spent on the childish and stupid investigations, hearings and impeachments against our former (and in a fair election would still be our current) president, more than the Ukrainian provided money Hunter spent on hookers, and… well you get the idea.  It is a pile.  Where was I?  Oh yeah, the economy…. so let’s print scads of money, give it away to people with no strings attached, shut down our businesses (see COVID section below if you are still awake), more than triple the Wendy burger flipper’s wages, and then feign surprise that inflation is rivaling the levels found in pre war Germany , South American dictatorships and Nadler’s waistline ( he deserves two rips).  Of course, we can simply blame it all on corporate greed!
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On COVID
Don’t worry, I have a plan!  Gee, Joe, was that plan to have more people die of COVID on your watch than the GOAT president that proceed you?  Was that plan to bring our country to the brink of bankruptcy with ridiculous shutdowns and mandates?  Was the plan to take credit for a vaccine developed and fast tracked by the afore mentioned GOAT?  Was that plan to have a CDC director that funded the virus in the first place perform more flips and flops than a bad gymnast on a CNN program?  Was the plan to scare us all into submission with a new variant that may have the lethality of a hangnail?   C’mon man!
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On RACE RELATIONS
So we will combat hate and divisiveness by promoting hate and divisiveness?  Great idea Joe.  All white people are evil devils, communist organizations loot and burn down our cities in support of verdicts for thugs that don’t match their agenda, and the word “racist” is given out more freely than Cuomo gropes in a room full of his assistants.  Anyone that challenges leftist thinking is racist, anyone that challenges revisionist history is racist, roads are racist, math is racist etc. etc yada yada yada.  Perhaps racism is racist.  Unless you’re not a white male and identify as anything other than a man or a woman. The best novelist on the world could not make this stuff up.
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

On CRIME
Y’all should be thrown in the pokey and we should hide the keys where the sun don’t shine for this debacle.  It may not get better anytime soon unless there is a smash and grab at Joe’s favorite Baskin Robbins.
SO CAN WE FORGIVE THIS?

There is soooooo much more to say, but Unc J needs to head to the driving range to work out some frustration.
In summary, looking at the above, I ask again if I should or can forgive these morons in the spirit of the season. I have but one conclusion… Not only no – BUT HELL NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(Forgive Me).