Breaking News From the WhiteHouse: We’re All Gonna Die!

Breaking News From the WhiteHouse: We’re All Gonna Die!

Today Diaper Joe spent at least an hour explaining his Winter Forecast for America which could have been relayed in just 5 momentos. Turns out he claims any American not yet vaccinated for COVID, in addition, any American who hasn’t yet received both booster shots is going to die from COVID and/or it’s rather numerous derivatives as early as (this Winter). So I’m coming to terms with my demise? It appears that in accordance with Diaper Joe’s COVID mandate that I’m not only one vaccination behind, but now I’m two boosters behind as well. In other words, I’m certainly doomed. Doomed I tell you!

So it appears that there’s absolutely no hope for a guy like me? And all this, in keeping with the all-knowing, all-seeing Democrats who have spent an inordinate amount of their entire lives attempting to destroy what was once the greatest country in the world. We are the land of the free and the brave, or. were. once. that. known. as. America.

So I ask, does anyone want my stuff? Because according to Diaper Joe I haven’t an ice cube’s chance in Hell of surviving Covid and its cousins. Any of you who are wanting to claim what’s mine in “al-natural” and early enough will find yourself lucky enough to discover a half-eaten iFratelli’s Pizza in my refridgerator. And that’s nothing to balk at, it happens to be one-half “Carne Classico” and one-half “Big Brother”, and Hmmm-hmmm good! Just waiting for you to place it in the microwave… I figure it’s best to concentrate on priorities on such a crucial time of the end of my natural life… according to Diaper Joe. 🙂

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Jeff
3 years ago

Yes, Joe instills such confidence with his lies along with Fraudci. Both are NOT following science.
I will get Omicron and everyone else will too, no one will die from it, maybe with it, but not from it.
The American people are speaking loud and clear. NO MORE!