Can’t you see that I’m wearing a hard hat? That means I’m working – NOT! 🙂 Why do we trust people more when they’re wearing hard hats – why is that? Do you have any ideas? I have some which I will share below. If a stranger approaches with a hard hat on, he may get my attention just because I want to see first [for myself] if anything is falling from the sky. When I see someone wearing a hard hat the first thing I think to myself is “should I be wearing one of those too”?

And it’s kind of weird how those with hard hats on are perceived as people of “good” character. Why is that? Well for one thing they seem to want to help us and they have employment, which means they went through some kind of screening? They could be really responsible people, or at least they found someone who liked them enough to bring them aboard, see how that works?

Guys or gals with hard hats could be signaling important stuff to us. It’s like that with hard hats, they can leave a lasting impression on the public-at-large. When stuff begins falling from the sky we look for people in hard hats but first wishing we were wearing a hard hat too. However, I noticed that that “signal” can depend on the color of the hard hat they’re wearing. For example, a White Hard Hat is normally worn by someone that is in a photo-op, they really never get dirt under their fingernails they were only stuck promoting an opening, or ground breaking of some kind, something the public can no doubt do without. These are the kind of people you see wearing coats and ties and yet have a white hard hat on. It’s all “just for show”. These people have zero intentions of ever involving themselves in “hard work”. Plus, the money to fund this ground-breaking venture was no doubt funded by us taxpayers… pitiful!

For your future reference, here are some other hard hat colors and what they most likely are telling you about that person wearing them:
A Blue Hard Hat – people sporting blue hard hats don’t know jack about why they’re wearing a hard hat. The marijuana is flowing endlessly with these folks, they probably painted a re-purposed hard hat royal blue because it reminded them of the sky.
A Red Hard Hat – workers sporting red hard hats are trying to convey that whatever they’re working on now is after-the-fact, the deadly events you needed to watch out for already happened. It’s too late for you to think about forewarnings, if you’re still in one piece the shit already came down and now it’s remediation time! 🙂
An Orange Hard Hat – this is the color of the hard hat you need to worry the most over as stuff may be about to go down and it’s not safe for you to be around. Avoid folks that wear Orange Hard Hats.
A Yellow Hard Hat – these dudes are found on the sides of roadwork and performing other functions. They’re worried about you not being able to drive around whatever it is they’re working on and making them another statistic. Let them be, do not disturb men or women wearing bright yellow hard hats they might be fixing your wireless access, or even the Slurpee machine in your favorite 7-11. Offer to buy them lunch.
A Dark Green Hard Hat – you won’t see these very often, these are people trying to be relevant. They may have bought this hard hat at one of those Army surplus stores? Just smile and wave. If you know the Aggieland football fight hand signals that may be something you can do to appease these guys.
A Day-Glo Green Hard Hat – ignore, ignore, ignore, Nike obviously made these helmets, look for the Nike logo on the side.
A Black Hard Hat – Okay, he’s in a rock band, what else you need to know?
A Shiny Metallic Hard Hat – these are for displaying in the offices of people that never intend to be caught dead in a Hard Hat. It’s beneath their corporate title. Still, it’s there on display just in case a subordinate should happen to wander inside their C-Suite office.
A Solid Gold Hard Hat – you won’t see many of these around, they’ve never been left out in the cold or acquainted with even a speck of dust. Surely Bill Gates or another climate change leftist idiot has one of these in their collection.
A Pink Hard Hat – okay, I agree she’s beautiful but approach with caution. After all guys, she’s not sporting a hard hat for nothing! 🙂

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