Have you heard this one too?
I thought I was going to die, you know, more naturally? Until I woke up this morning and turned on Fox News and now they’re saying A.I. is going to kill us. If you’re a fan of Communist networks like CNN, MSNOW, or ABC News you’re probably hearing even more about this subject. I remember when Devilcrats like Al Gore and Bathhouse Barry were telling us that we were going to die of Climate Change as oceans flood into our cities. Those darned oceans, they just won’t stay in their own lanes will they? But as it turns out 30 years later, our oceans have stayed in their own lane indeed. Remembering that Leftist argument which began back in the 1990’s as “Global Warming” eventually morphed into “Climate Change” which of course morphed into TOTAL BULLSHIT! In fact, I cannot think of any Leftist notions that have not died a horrible death. How about the Year 2000 crisis, remember that one? The fairy tale told then was because computers cannot recognize any dates past December 31, 1999 the entire world was going to crash and burn. Anything that was driven by computer hardware and software would shut down immediately @ 12:01, January 1, 2000, and things like jet airplanes would fall out of the sky, cars would stall out on highways and paychecks could no longer be cut. And that’s not all, banks would lose all records of your deposits too! Then to add insult to injury, those who were unlucky enough to survive all this would be taken back to the year 1960. Yes, it was going to be downright ugly! Of course we all woke up that new year’s day looking for breakfast and waiting on the start of the Cotton Bowl football game.

The Woosies Among Us
Snowflakes, mostly the same individuals that warned us of all these false calamities are now out there seeking another 3 minutes of fame by warning us, all other would-be catastrophes aside, that A.I. is the BIG BEHEMOTH and it will surely kill us this time! I don’t know about you but I’m beginning to wonder, and maybe you are as well, does anyone employed in media want us to stay alive? COVID did some damage indeed as many innocent people around the world died because of a evil munchkin known as Dr. Fauci, or more recently Dr. Death. But I’m still here! We’re both here and looking out my window I still see cars going by and they’re not the driverless type.

Turns Out the Solution is Easy
I’ve heard all these past predictions, they’re like a dime a dozen these days. So I offer one myself. Here’s one prediction – I fully expect Woke Devilcrats to begin hiding in bomb shelters soon. So business should be growing for builders of personal residence bomb shelters about now, along with those firms that sell survival meal kits. So, if you happen to employ a bunch of these brainless Liberals you may need to replace them with Conservative employees. Why? Because it’s Conservatives who will actually show up for work at the office! This latest scare could have a large impact on school teachers as they comprise most of today’s Socialists.

I think I’ve got a better idea, the best idea to protect mankind. Want to reel in A.I., or put some guards rails around it? Maybe no one else has thought about my solution – just unplug the mother fucker! LMAO! For more great tips like these be sure to visit brantology.com!