Greta Thunberg: “We’re facing mass extinction!” Oh really? Well, do I still have time to finish my candy bar at least? Cases like 20-year old Swedish-born activist Greta Thunberg are living proof that really anyone can gain public attention, and even make a good living as long as your false narrative campaign gains enough media traction. There’s a ton of ways to make a living [claiming fictitious things is only one of them]. This teenager has received all kinds of awards, from Time magazine covers to honorary doctorates to speaking engagements in front of leaders of countries. She was even named a runner-up for the [used to be coveted] Nobel Peace Prize. Before Barack Obama received one, people believed that you actually had to earn a Nobel Peace Prize, it was truly coveted [until Barack landed one]. Now they’re so plentiful you can find one inside your box of Cracker Jacks. Suffice to say that Nobel’s are not very “noble” anymore.

Can’t you see? This Greta, who finished at least the 9th grade is going to save the world now. She has to because you and I aren’t responsible enough to do it, so the entire world will now be saved by 20-year old Greta. Well, as long as she’s not playing her favorite video game, I hear she’ll be available [to save us, and the world]. Forget having to earn advanced training from academia with PhDs in something like Meteorology? No Greta just knows stuff about CO2 carbon emissions; she was born with the knowledge that the world is ending unless, unless we pay her to speak. Get it? Otherwise, We’re All Gonna Die says Greta!

Thus far, [I’ve written about this before], no one has died from Global Warming or Climate Change, not one person is dead yet from these dreaded make-believe catastrophes, but I would like to add that millions have died from cancer, old age, diabetes, accidents, homicide, COVID and other diseases since this announcement. But the media is not going to cover those deaths because the truth is not very profitable for media companies these days. Maybe instead the rest of us will die altogether from “Climate Change”? That way at least we can make the nighttime news? But let’s ask Greta about that first – she’ll be home in the afternoon, once her last high school class lets out.

On frauds, I always like to bring up the name of our current Climate Czar, John Kerry. Man does Mr. Kerry have some answers about controlling our weather huh? I can tell he’s been real busy doing that. LMAO! How about Al Gore? No conversation about Global Warming would be complete without mentioning this fraud. Al invented the internet and it was just after that when he invented “Global Warming”. Then Al went on a world tour to warn us that by the year 2000, New York City would be under 10 feet of water because the polar ice caps were going to melt and flood major coastal towns like New York City. Remember that? I went to survey Al Gore’s damage when I visited New York City for the very first time, the year was 2019… I was walking on dry ground the entire time, finding no damage inflicted by Al Gore’s polar meltdown prediction from two decades earlier… I guess I wasn’t looking in the right places? I do remember walking across the Brooklyn Bridge, then eating a very spicy meal in China Town, one so spicy that we were wiping the sweat from our brows, and if we stopped eating it, it just got hotter, so we kept eating… see? we’re not stupid! 🙂

All these climate folks, untrained as they are, are self-proclaimed experts. Never forget that, and also never forget that the media chooses to lift certain zealots, intelligence be damned! Especially when they can instill fear in the public through outlandish predictions that raise taxes as well as support Democrats and their candidates. The media loves to promote Leftist frauds, as they are all part of the same family!