Introducing to you the newest recipient of the “Golden Flush Award”. I did it all by myself, yes, I was the worst golfer that day which earned me a much un-coveted Golden Flush Award. I lost to an Uncle who lives on a golf course down in the Woodlands. It’s okay that I’m the first one of us to earn it, I can take defeat. I’m no stranger to losing. However, I’ll be certain to have it on hand when we play again next year. 🙂
~ A Golden Flush Award ~
to the golfer whose game was not quite up to par
Fun stuff, but there are some rules associated with being a recipient of a Golden Flush trophy –
1st Rule – Whoever wins a “Golden Flush Award” has to keep the award for around a year or so, until the next time an agreed upon match is played.
2nd Rule – The receiver of this trophy must display it prominently in their own home which excludes a closet or other hiding place. The trophy needs to be visible by visitors inside your home, so a kitchen counter, family room, or even on a fireplace mantel are great places to proudly display a Golden Flush Award.
3rd Rule – Any tied golf scores on designated trophy days going forward will not be enough to change the address of a Golden Flush trophy. Last year’s recipient will need to wait until the following year for a chance again to pass off the trophy [unless both agree to continue the match until a winner is named].
You know what the best part is in having to keep this unsightly trophy? It’s rather small and inconspicuous… some may not even notice it after-all? 🙂
A picture is worth a thousand words!
Jeff,
It’s extremely mobile, actually prefers warmer weather is my understanding… Haha!
I’m glad you are flush with excitement over your new award. Might as well plumb it in place as it will be a permanent resident in your abode. I am officially nicknaming it Brant’s Abode Commode.
Unc J.