Remember back in those days when your teacher would assign a research paper? And it seemed like these papers always had to be a minimum of 200 words and she always had suggestions for acceptable topics? And school papers always came with a deadline, that dreaded deadline; consequences of which points would be taken off if you happened to ignore the deadline. I remember one way to try and get over the words minimum threshold and that was to repeat the same concept in text, over and over, rather than trying to come up with original sentences? Instead, try to disguise [the lack of content] by continuing to re-phrase one simple sentence, that’s a word salad. It’s something we practiced as pre-teens or early teenagers, certainly not something we would even think of doing as an adult. Enter Vice President, Kamala Harris! 🙂

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“In America you will find, [pause], people that live in, [pause], America –
America happens to be full of, [pause], Americans. [insert laugh]
Who live here, [pause], in America.
People just like you and me are Americans living in, [pause], America.
Today most Americans choose to live here, [pause], in America.
That’s why we reserve a right to be called, [pause], Americans. [insert laugh]
Because we chose to live here, [pause], in America.”
Gee, personally I never knew all this, how about you? Well, not until I entered Kindergarten at least. Has Kamala ever thought about righting books for 2 to 4 year old audiences? I’ve never ever in my lifetime witnessed anyone, not even in grade school much less an adult, deliver any verbiage approaching this elementary level. I’m not sure where she obtained her education but it wasn’t worth a dime. Kamala needs to ask for a refund for any college coursework she may have “supposedly” completed? I will always question her education…

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