Today’s NBA, an awful piece of cow manure dressed up as an “Entertainment”? This is by far the worst “entertainment” on the planet. Watching doodle bugs cross a sidewalk is more interesting than this! I’ve never seen more lazy souls walk up and down a basketball court until they reach the three-point line. And 3-point plays is about all they’ll shoot. Because look, it takes too damn much energy to run all the way to the opponent’s basket and shoot a lay-up shot, right under the basket – they don’t get paid for all that. No, instead these players will shoot from 3-point land and make it maybe one quarter or at best one-third of the time? They don’t want to get their jerseys wrinkled and look it saves on energy too… plus a bean burrito awaits the player in the locker room!

One player stood out among the others tonight because he was sporting what was left of a peeled banana, or at least the peel was woven into his hair? While several others had pigtails all across their heads in some kind of elaborate checkered design that would bounce up and down as they traversed the court from 3-point line to 3-point line. Again, there must be some new rule in professional basketball where a player cannot go further than the opposing team’s 3-point line?

What made me the happiest of all about watching this total waste of human time – I found comfort in knowing that these guys never ever pursued medical school. As I don’t care what analysis one places on a professional basketball game, (otherwise known as the NBA) – it’s the worse form of sports in existence! 🙂

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