“And I just can’t wait to meet you!” 🙂 We’ve all heard that ladies really do prefer men with an edge, in other words bad boys, the kind of guys that hang onto life [not like it’s anything serious] but more like it’s a coin toss. Live wild and live for today becomes the mantra, tomorrow doesn’t matter because tomorrow is out of sight, right? Although ladies always deny they prefer a bad boy [as you read below] I have evidence which proves otherwise.
Here’s one story –
Maybe three weeks ago I received an email link from a dating site. I had heard of this one but never checked it out. Clicking on the link it said all I have to do is create a sign-on to get started, and it will be all free! Well, that is only a half-truth because since then they have solicited me to pay $7/month so that women [who were also free users] can reply to my messages? Otherwise if they were also using their free service then they wouldn’t be able to respond to me [since neither one of us is paying anything]. I thought, well it’s free so I’ll check it out, why not? After all I’m not finding much luck on a site I had been paying. So I entered essential data only and contributed a couple photos [one is pictured above] but skipped writing a personal profile since I wasn’t expecting to be on there too long.
Maybe 48 hours later I received my first email, “You now have 24 Likes! Click here to check these ladies out.” In the days that followed I began receiving between 12 and 24 new “likes” per day! This went on for a week or more. The problem was [if there is one], most of them are my age or older and while many had posted a photo, it was like from two to three decades ago when they were very hot, and very married? 🙂 Well you know the drill. Dating someone new is like looking for a needle in a hay stack once you’re in your 60s. So I decided I would conduct an “experiment”. I would create a profile and this profile would be what very few men would either admit or even want to be remotely associated with on a website. What I wanted to find out was, will these women send likes or even respond to me if I create a bad boy image on here? Will I get the same amount of attention if these women were told I was just released from jail and I live [pretty much] as an indigent? Let’s find out, shall we?
Here’s the profile I wrote ~
“I just got out of jail, and I’m well ready to begin on a new life. You see, I didn’t run over that neighbor kid’s tricycle [I never thought that thing was built to last], nor did I feed their constantly barking dog Ex-Lax. That puppy must have made a terrible mess inside their little trailer because I noticed he was gone the very next day, and I was finally sleeping soundly thru the night. But that all changed once the Police knocked on my door. That particular week I remember my mobile home was having a big time plumbing issue, so I wasn’t about to leave out to anywhere which didn’t have a public toilet? That leak must have lasted a week, and oh the smell! I fixed it though, I joined the YMCA, now me and my new lady will never have to worry about facilities like working showers and toilets since everybody @ the YMCA showers together – those folks over there are so friendly! No, it was that toilet tank incident which reminded me of how badly I needed to meet the love of my life, a new lady and get her domesticated once and for all into this life I built on my very own, a life of American luxury! The life she’s grown accustomed to and deserves, in a place we can both call “home”, and it’s only 40 miles from the nearest town [and shopping]. I can’t wait to hear from ALL you eligible ladies out there!”
Saving it as my profile I waited to see what, if any, response effects it may have. A few days went by, the amount of “likes” I received from prospective ladies did decrease but much to my surprise now I’m receiving more messages, messages from ladies saying, “I’m laughing my butt [or ass] off!”, which of course opens up a new dialogue with someone I would have otherwise never corresponded with. The fact is, [and I’ll never be convinced otherwise] that even in these modern 2020’s, women are still turned on by guys that live on the edge. In the meantime, evidence exists in my humble opinion that “Nice Guys”, [or men who towed the line, were educated, held responsible jobs, and made good livings while respecting the law], even after all that, us so-called “Nice Guys” will still finish last! 🙂
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or possibly, many of us value a sense of humor – as life is tough and even unbearable at times – without it, and as Elizabeth Bennet said “I dearly love to laugh”. Speaking as someone who saw your dating profile post, it was obvious (to me at least) that you were joking and your gift for language and communication was equally as attractive. Can’t wait to read more….
Thank you Stacy! More craziness leaves this brain for print on here quite regularly so do check back. 🙂
And men do not want a well-educated, financially and emotionally stable woman! They only want a woman 1/2 their age with a size 18″ waist with enormous boobs!!
I cannot deny this entirely. Thanks for your contribution on here! I enjoy feedback from ladies on topics like this one. I can tell you though that men are pretty simple, or simple enough. It’s like this, we want to see something that makes our eyes bug out in the beginning, then as time passes it’s her intellect and the things she values in life that become more important, for me anyway. Most women I meet these days never get passed that initial eye-bugging-out phase with me… 🙂
Good luck with that.
Donna, most men appreciate values and commonality. That’s our comfort zone. Yes, we are biologically attracted best of breed but; would you personally choose a man at a lower station in life? Your response could teach me quite a bit. I certainly respect your point of view.
priceless! You should have staged a picture with your wife beater undershirt on and fake tattoos holding a Natty Light!
I think I shall rewrite the profile I use on that paid-for dating site to be the same as this one. Apparently, Bad Boys still rule, women don’t want stability, they want to go for one big wild ride – hilarious!