A man walked out into the Street and caught a Taxi just going by.
He climbed into the Taxi when the driver said, “Perfect timing mate you’re just like Brian!”
The Passenger: “Who?”
Taxi Driver: “Brian Sullivan. “He’s the guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along just as you needed a cab? Things like that happened to Brian every single time.”
The Passenger: “Surely not every time, there’s always a few clouds over everybody”.
Taxi Driver: “Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won a grand slam at Tennis. He played Golf off scratch, could have easily been a pro. He sang like an Opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play Piano. He was absolutely amazing!”
The Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”
Taxi Driver: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and what fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me at all, I change a fuse and the whole Street blacks out! But Brian, he could do everything right.”
The Passenger: “Wow some guy then.”
Taxi Driver: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would NEVER answer back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothes were always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He NEVER made a mistake. Nope, no one could EVER measure up to Brian Suĺlivan.”
The Passenger: “What an amazing guy. How did you meet him?”
Taxi Driver: “Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I’m married to his blöôdy widow.”🤣

Borrowed from Nicholas James on GETTR