American Sports, It’s a Man’s World

American Sports, It’s a Man’s World

Macho, Macho Man!
This whole thing reminds me of a great song by James Brown, “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World [but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl]. How true is that? American sports were designed, delivered, brought to you by biological men – in this case real men. Just consider these terms and descriptions. In football lingo we have “Tight Ends”. Lot’s of us real men know the difference between a tight end and one that’s not so tight? This stuff gets sexist very quickly is what I’m pointing out to you here. “Scoring” is something that most young men pursue regularly out there, just about 24/7, well that and finding something to eat. Okay, follow along with me now to baseball, you want to talk about sexism? How about getting to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, or a Home Run? Though men don’t talk about it much we know the difference. One can guess if getting to 1st base with her is just kissing then you can decipher what a home run is right? Most guys can fill in the rest, tagging 2nd base and 3rd base? What we men never want to do is “Strike Out”. I’ve been there and done that nearly a thousand times, well, maybe not a thousand but suffice to say I’ve had my share of being out on strikes. Plus we don’t like the thought of being relegated to the bench with her, we want her to view us as a starter by golly! So be sure and call her soon if you should get past 1st base – ya hear? Yes indeed, American sports was invented by real men.

Women Sports For Real Women
I’m all for women preserving their own sports leagues no matter which sport they seek to pursue. The WNBA has gained popularity in the last several years, women on the LPGA tour, then there’s women’s kickboxing which I must admit is fun to watch. If girls and ladies want to fight each other I’ve always been partial to the hair pulling myself, it’s one of my personal favorites. However, I do believe ladies are missing out on their strongest attribute, the ability to cut a man down to size with just their language skills, this is really their number one weapon. How many men have been totally demoralized by a woman just using a female choice of words? Too many to name that’s for sure!

You’re No Lady!
Enter the Devilcrats with their woke/DEI Neanderthal ways they invited trans-men to compete against biological women in women’s sports. This was a travesty I hated seeing play out across the nation. But not so fast there fella, get [your butt] out of women’s sports is the latest on the subject these days. I looked it up a few years back the number of transvestites among the U.S. population. In a total population of approximately 34 million, there were 900,000 or so people who attempted or were in the process of changing their sexual orientation surgically. So a very small percentage of people in the U.S. are men who cut off their wankers trying to be female and vice versa, women attempting to grow a dick and balls. That’s nuts huh? [pun intended!] Confused yet? The Devilcrats then pushed to insert these numb-nuts into female sports competitions, swimming, volleyball, track & field – you name it! And what happened next was you had several biological males claiming victory over their biological female counterparts. Gee, what the fuck did everyone think was gonna happen? “You can take the boy out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the boy” is how that works. Federal laws were just recently passed designed to keep women’s sports leagues exclusively reserved for biological women and stop this insanity and thank God for that!

Sports Leagues for Sexually Confused People?
Why don’t transvestites establish their own sports leagues? I’m not aware of any rule that states that this group of confused people cannot form their own sports leagues but who wants to buy a ticket to watch insanity play out? Truth be known there’s probably little fan support for something like this but it still needs to happen. Yes, men and women who transition to the opposite sex could even play on the same teams, and you talk about confusion! I can hear the Coach now, “Hey Betty, [who used to be Tom] can you cover Fred, [who used to be Janice]? Thank you!” You see Fred now has the wanker that Betty used to have so this could maybe make for a good matchup I think (?), or something like that. [I’m confused just writing about it]. But think about the sports team franchises that will come available. The city of San Francisco would surely be an early adopter, they could call their team the “Francene’s or Frank’s? You Decide” though that would be difficult to fit on one jersey. Then how about “The Girly Boys”, that would put fear into an opposing team huh? 🙂

Where Can Women’s Sports Go From Here?
My personal opinion is that men may have already ruined some popular American sports for women, I mean given the sexist rhetoric from each of these male dominated sports activities it seems this way to me. Therefore, I would urge women to create their own unique sport – a new sport so good – so fun – so exciting to watch that men will want to form their own leagues doing it as well. Ladies you now have an opportunity to turn the tables on men dominated sports by creating your own! But ladies if you decide to take up this challenge please don’t make it where the appropriate uniform is a dress… I’m thinking some of us men just won’t look that good in a skirt! 🙂

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Jeff Page
6 months ago

Are you going to write more? I enjoy you making me laugh out loud sometimes. I’m trying to work with AI, inputs are daunting.

https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/2de9c548-0629-4086-9993-852e77f5886e

Jeff Page
6 months ago
Reply to  BNewman

I’m trying to learn AI. Any recommendations? Have you toyed with it?

Brant Newman
6 months ago
Reply to  Jeff Page

I have yet to use AI for much of anything. I’ve looked up facts on subjects and Google sends it to its chat gps thing. But no application for me to write on anything. The problem for people using AI to write papers on subjects is, they need to possess an educational background in that subject or the reader is going to know very quickly that the material is “fluffy”. Lots of words and phrases that are canned, and the subject matter is kept at surface level only. Easy to detect when someone is relying too much on AI instead of knowledge & insight on matters, so be careful of that. AI will never replace the users lack of knowledge.

Jeff Page
7 months ago

Great write!! Sorry, but I’m laughing so hard at truth.

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Brant
7 months ago
Reply to  Jeff Page

I couldn’t hold back my opinions much longer, had to say something about it!

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