GOODBYE TO YOU 2022
by Uncle J.
January found Elizabeth Holmes a bloody fraud,
And missiles fired by a Korean quite odd,
Did he do this to both awe and confuse us?
Or because our White House dude is such a big doofus?
In February, Russia invades Ukraine in smoke and haze
Knowing they’d be victorious in a matter of days
This was Vlad Putin’s ultimate wet dream
While Biden thought Kyiv was a flavored ice cream.
March came in like a lion with the Jan 6th committee in full gear
Whose members have brains like something that drops out my rear
Florida passes a sensible bill some mislabel “Don’t Say Gay”
Governor Big D stares down Disney and says “Make My Day”!
April finds Elon trying to buy Twitter as the Left goes nuts
They used to love him and now they hate his guts
Inflation takes off on its way to new record highs
And Biden worries about “women” that were born as guys.
In May, AOC fought poverty at the Met Gala paying 35 grand
Making sure her “Tax the Rich” gown made every newsstand
Russia continues bombing Ukraine redefining “war crime”
Saying, “It won’t be long now, just a little more time”.
June finds the Supremes singing “Babies Should Live”
The libetards scream “It’s a sin we cannot forgive”
They froth at the mouth and spew out their hate
Things would be much better had they all met this fate.
July finds the Supply Chain kinked as Biden contends
The most vital issue is his supply of Depends
COVID locks down China – all are confined to their flats
Xi blames it entirely on eating too many bats.
In August Fauci resigns saying COVID was whipped
While, with his creation, our noses still dripped
Biden adds one trillion to the deficit load
So Bootyjudge can replace each racist road.
September finds our Southern border still made of swiss cheese
No issue until a plane load brings Martha’s V. to its knees
Russia claims victory in Ukraine is coming quite soon
Right after the cow jumps over the moon.
In October, Mr. Pelosi was attacked by a “friendly” male
Who mistook his head for a cheap two penny nail
The FBI still scoured Mar-A -Lago for nuclear codes
Wonder when they will come and raid our abodes?
November = ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES – PERIOD!
In December, Republicans wonder why the electorate’s so fickle
As there promised Red Wave turned into a trickle
The year ends with the market falling like crazy
And a President whose mind is still jumbled and hazy
HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL!!! 🙂
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I was chest feeding my youngest millennial boy the other day at a restaurant and people looked on in disgust. I was quite suprised when a thing named Betty (formerly known as Bob) came to my defense and proclaimed, “Men can chest feed as long as they want”! Thanks Betty Bob! Isn’t that a heart melter? I left and went to my crying room as I had that same day after not being hired as Chief Diversity Officer with a fortune 100 company.