Win $100,000 of Terry’s Money! [And How to Know Just When You’ve Reached the Bottom]

Win $100,000 of Terry’s Money! [And How to Know Just When You’ve Reached the Bottom]

I don’t need Terry Bradshaw’s money! What I need and I fear the entire country needs right now is for Terry to shut the fuk up? Especially about winning “his money”. Who cares? Seriously, what NFL promotion is idiot enough to come up with this? If $100,000 will change your life? You’re a “very special” kind of individual. Nobody frigging cares about winning “Terry’s Money”.

But get this, now Publisher’s Clearing House has hired Terry to promise winners of their contest to receive $5,000 per week for the remainder of their natural lives – and for what reason? Because that’s the only way to sell a magazine these days dummy, of course! Magazine publishers have never been so desperate for you to read their stuff ever!… so maybe instead, hire out to be a “professional magazine reader”? That’s gonna pay a bundle more for sure! 🙂

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Jeff Page
2 years ago

I’ll take the 5k per week. Love my Car & Driver as a real magazine.